He turns and says so has paul told you about his problem no he said he didnt want to talk about it why not paul she may be able to help or know someone who can we all know you dont want to move home oh you need a place to stay kim said its not that simple kim i lost mo job so i cant pay rent oh so your a little bum just like you use to be hehe very funny kim no i was living just donw the road form here iv to pick my suff up over the next few weeks the landlord has been great he even droped the rent for me when i lost the job but it was still to much... i can imagin its very exspensve here what you do for a living I T consultant.. the a good job paul why cant you just get a new job that the plan but iv had no luck yet so iv to go back home to my moms thats a shame paul as we talked more y mate decided it was time he went home so we walked him to a taxi and tried to get back in the pub but they said no were closing now and kim didnt want to go home yet and asked if id like to go to a. Pretty soon, the entire bar is filled with ducks and they keep coming!The bartender turns to the man and says, “You know, I think your genie’s a little deaf. I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks.”The man replies, “Do you really think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?”This one is compliments of Mario M.A Day in the Diary of a BMW Driver“The other day I was cruising along as usual coming onto one of my motorways, which was very busy with inferior cars. First off, I couldn’t believe that the volume of traffic DIDN’T slow down for me AT ALL as I came off the slip road! I had to squeeze into a barely big enough gap between two cars in order to get onto my motorway! The driver of the car behind me did realise his mistake though and honked an apology to me with a long blast of his horn. Unbelievably, I had to do the same again before I could get to the BMW lane. Anyway, once I was in the BMW lane and posing along at 110 mph enjoying the adulation that the inferior car drivers were.
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